It's #DurgaPuja and I spotted a mike, therefore I can sing
It's #DurgaPuja, therefore it's our sacred duty to decorate #Kolkata with flexes promoting gutkha and whisky
It's #DurgaPuja. therefore, we must break all laws to turn #Kolkata into a rotting hell, otherwise people get disappointed
It's #DurgaPuja, therefore GIMMICKS !!!
it's #DurgaPuja therefore I must stuff myself with bacteria & parasite laden stale food from the temp street-side stalls in order to have fun
It's #DurgaPuja therefore, I must prove my Bengaliness by playing loud garish "item songs" from Hindi movies in above 200 decibles
it's #DurgaPuja therefore, I must get pushed, shoved, groped, pick-pocketed and probably fatally injured for the sake of pandal hopping
it's #DurgaPuja therefore, I loooove getting stranded in traffic for 5 hours while attempting to go to buy vegetables
it's #DurgaPuja therefore, I must psychoanalyse anyone talking about excessive power consumption and assign them a suitable mental illness
It's #DurgaPuja, therefore the only news I am interested in is what clothes those wearisome people on telly are planning to wear
It's #DurgaPuja and I am getting wealth, success, sons & my enemies will perish as our priest announced so on mike in exchange of 501 rupees
It's #DurgaPuja, therefore it's our sacred duty to decorate #Kolkata with flexes promoting gutkha and whisky
It's #DurgaPuja. therefore, we must break all laws to turn #Kolkata into a rotting hell, otherwise people get disappointed
- besides that's exactly what mother goddess wants
It's #DurgaPuja, therefore GIMMICKS !!!
it's #DurgaPuja therefore I must stuff myself with bacteria & parasite laden stale food from the temp street-side stalls in order to have fun
It's #DurgaPuja therefore, I must prove my Bengaliness by playing loud garish "item songs" from Hindi movies in above 200 decibles
it's #DurgaPuja therefore, I must get pushed, shoved, groped, pick-pocketed and probably fatally injured for the sake of pandal hopping
- ..and try to take selfies during all that
it's #DurgaPuja therefore, I loooove getting stranded in traffic for 5 hours while attempting to go to buy vegetables
it's #DurgaPuja therefore, I must psychoanalyse anyone talking about excessive power consumption and assign them a suitable mental illness
It's #DurgaPuja, therefore the only news I am interested in is what clothes those wearisome people on telly are planning to wear
It's #DurgaPuja and I am getting wealth, success, sons & my enemies will perish as our priest announced so on mike in exchange of 501 rupees
